Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one.
— Sylvia Plath (via forever-and-alwayss)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
me: I named you, my two beloved sons, after two things i hold close to my heart. now run along, leeds and wellington.
Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
— One of my customers (via assachusetts)