Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one.
— Sylvia Plath (via forever-and-alwayss)
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
me: I named you, my two beloved sons, after two things i hold close to my heart. now run along, leeds and wellington.